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Michael was once chased by an angry hippo in Tanzania. He learned more about himself in those seven seconds than in the previous 21 years combined. Mostly he learned he that can run really fast in hiking boots. Then followed a short career as a bathroom salesman while moonlighting as a copy-editor. He once edited some badly translated instructions for a Japanese coffee machine which, in hindsight, he suspects were actually euphemisms for something entirely different…

He’ll write something more interesting about himself when he figures out how to get over his crippling British reserve.